Going on four what feels like a dozen races in to the 2014 NASCAR season, and it just keeps getting better doesn’t it? If you didn’t like the rubbin’ and racing at Bristol, then you can just get the hell out. Dale fell from grace this week, not too far, but we had quite the shakeup. If I was ranking on how they woulda, coulda and shoulda finished (and I was close), Mr. Kevin Harvick would be your clear number one driver. Thanks again for those engines Rick Hendrick! Either way, it has been a bleeping heck of a good time through four races, and next week we head back west to Fontana fun!
This week – because it has been raining like cats and dogs and they sure have been coincidentally been promoting the hell, sorry Jesus, out of this Noah movie. Ladies and gentlemen, Russell Crowe.
1. Brad Keselowski (LW: 2) – American Gangster
FBI Agent: If you want, we can assign someone to you?
Detective Richie Roberts: FBI protection? My life is dangerous enough as it is!
2. Carl Edwards (LW: 7) – Noah
Noah: The beginning! The beginning of everything!
3. Kevin Harvick (LW: 3) – Gladiator
Robin Longstride: Ask me nicely.
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr. (LW: 4) – 3:10 to Yuma
Ben Wade: Remind me never to play poker in this town.
5. Jeff Gordon (LW: 6) – Robin Hood
Robin Longstride: Rise and rise again until lambs become lions.
6. Joey Logano (LW: 4) – A Beautiful Mind
Nash: They are my past. Everyone is haunted by their past.
7. Denny Hamlin (LW: NR) – Gladiator
Maximus: I am required to kill, so I kill. That is enough.
8. Jimmie Johnson (LW: 5) – Gladiator
Maximus: Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
9. Kasey Kahne (LW: NR) – Man of Steel
Jor-El: Our people can co-exist.
10. Matt Kenseth (LW: 9) – A Beautiful Mind
Nash: In competitive behavior someone always loses.
Greg Biffle (LW: NR) – Mystery, Alaska
John Biebe: You’ve been smilin’ a lot lately.
Tony Stewart (LW: NR) – A Beautiful Mind
Nash: You wanted to see if I was crazy and would screw everything up if I actually won.