Martinsville This Week // Best and Worst Paint Schemes

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Get a good look at these cars now – because we are going short track racing, they’ll be covered in black and white by the end of the race. And solving race relations in the process. (In this economy?) YOU GOTTA!

NASCAR heads East to Martinsville! Where the sun always shines and the weather is a constant 76°! Where you can surf in the morning and ski at night!

Oh wait, sorry – that last bit was the intro for my NASCAR heads West column.

THE BEST OF THE BEST

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Tony Stewart will drive the No. 14 Code 3 Associates/Mobil 1 Chevrolet.

Smoke.

elliotChase Elliott will drive the No. 25 NAPA Auto Parts Chevrolet.

NAPA does know how! Knows how to paint the side and presumably the hood, bumper and rest of their car!

Did you know that if you say “Knows How” three times Michael Keaton Waltrip will show up at your house and help you scare your parents out of your home?

But that’s neither here nor there.

This is a sweet looking ride. Primary colors. Sharp, clean diagonal lines. That could be some abstract representation of fire coming out of the side of the car. Fast and Furious style (opening everywhere this week).

NAPA may not know how to make commercials, depending on who you ask – NOT THIS GUY, but they certainly know how to paint a car.

THE WORST OF THE REST

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Paul Menard will drive the No. 27 Pittsburgh Paints/Menards Chevrolet.

nscs_paul_menard_456x362.png.mainPaul how do you feel about the paint/paint that your car will be wearing this weekend at Martinsville?

Oh yeah, alright man that’s cool you don’t have to yell.

It’s really not that bad. I mean it’s not good but trust me I’ve seen worse. Listen I don’t even why I put it on this list.

Oh wait yeah I do.. Paul PLEEEEASSEEEEEE!!!

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Gray Gaulding will drive the No. 7 Krispy Kreme Toyota.

I hate to do this to Gray because I absolutely love hate Krispy Kreme Donuts.

HONORABLE MENTION

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Justin Boston will drive the No. 54 ZLOOP Toyota.

C’mon man.

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